Welcome to one of the best Zelda-related games on the Internet! The Caption Game is simple to participate in. All you gotta do is figure out a funny Caption for the below picture, type it in the box below, and send it. Also, if you use AOL, the form will not work, so please send your entry to nexus_10@yahoo.com. Enjoy!

Rules for Playing (Please read!):

1. Only send submissions for the current Caption Game, that is, the one featurued on this page.
   
2. Keep them clean, like no references to genitals or sex acts... well, blatent remarks. Keep it subtle so it's funny and little kids won't get it.
   
3. No pro-Al Gore statements.

Gasp, the dancer Din has been captured by the evil Onox. Her mouth is open as she cries out something, what is she yelling? And what is Onox saying in reply?

beastie@inreach.com
Din: Help me Mista T!!!
Onox: I am Mista T FOO!

rndapel@charter.net
Din: Look couldn't we go out on a normal date like a public place like I don't know the movies?
Onox: Oh no. I tried that with Nayru she made a scene and ran away. Tonight well sit in the torchlight me sitting here you chained up there and we'll talk. I love you man I love you like someone I really love.

dgt@pop.altamaha.net
Din: Hey your shoe is untied.
Onox: What do ya think i am...Stupid! These are velcro.

pkendall@tampabay.rr.com
Din: AAAAAAH!!! My make-up is smeared!
Onox: Yeesh! What a brat.

jbond_00@netzero.net
Din: These chains will never hold me!
Onox: Yeah... that's why i added the rock.

CharlesJarvey1@aol.com
Din: Oh no! Someone brave and handsome help me!
Onox: Nobody can help you! Uh-oh............Link's here.........Byeee!

ddoyle@brunnet.net
Din: hey you i'll kill you by shoving this um... this stick down your throat
Gorgon: Bwhahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!! You can never kill me!!! Bwhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa*choke* *cough**keels over*

leefamily@thrunet.com
Din: Yay! I looove to sing! Lalalalala~
Gorgon: Shut up, will ya??

viper@duo-county.com
Din: I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves! Everybodies nerves! Everbodies nerves! I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves! And this is how it goes! I know a song that gets.....
Gorgon: Why aren't any of the important people in this game quiet and shy instead of LOUD AND ANNOYING!!

thedarkwarrior_215@hotmail.com
Din: I'll never tell you the ultimate secret!
Goron: NO! I must know... Which came first, the chicken or the egg?!

bendigdnr@sk.sympatico.ca
Din: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Goron: Quiet,you'll wake the dead!

gsuarez@home.com
Din: I must protect this rock! I won't let anyting happen to it!
Gorgon: huh? You from Green Peace or sumthing?

Link1417@aol.com
Gorgon: You see, General Lee went to Gettysberg...

Din: NOOOO! IT IS THE EVIL CURSE OF THE EVIL HISTORY TEACHER!! I WILL NOT FALL ASLEEP, I WILL NOt fall asle...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Gorgon: Looks like she isn't going to pass.

tiger_364@hotmail.com
Din: You tied me up here!
Gorgon: no duh!

carolyntu@yahoo.com
Din: Isn't the Zelda cartoon on now?
Gorgon: ZELDA! I KNEW i forgot Something!

bsjhanch@midusa.net
Din: HI THERE MISTER. OHH YOUR SO CUTE!
Gorgon: ???? ARE YOU AT LEAST A LITTLE SCARED? AHHHHHH! HELLLLLPPP MEEEEE!

cocoa@accessus.net
Din: You'll never defeat the Hero of Time!
Goron: Doug will be no match for me!

janhack@mediaone.net
Din: eew, your nose! why don't you wipe it or something!
Gorgon: sniff, sniff, snort! yuck, I see what you mean!

dduffy@wi.rr.com
Din: This is the Song that never ends it goes on and on my friend some people started singing and didn't know what it ment because this is the never ending somg it goes on and on-
Gorgon: For a godess your very annoying

pstangel@gbonline.com
Din: Link! You're my only hope!!
Gorgon: I can't wait to face this so called "Hero of Time!!"

sailorheart0016@earthlink.net
Din: Can I use a life line?
Gorgon: Do I look like Regis?

wildes@cyg.net
Din: NO! NO! I don't want a shot! Mommeeeee!!!
Gorgon: Shut up! This isn't gonna hurt! It's just a quick little pinch!

f.kuijpers@chello.nl
Din: Somebody Help!!
Gorgon: Ha ha ha , No one can hear You!!

glinktriforce2@charter.net
Din: Oh my gosh, I broke a nail!!!
Gorgon: OH FORGET ABOUT THE NAIL FOR GOSH SAKES!

stvcam@maine.rr.com
Din: youll never get away with this Link will come save me any time now .......................Link..................Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gorgon: hahahahahahahahahaha stuped godess!!!!!!!

Jmeastley@aol.com
Din:Where's the bathroom in this dungeon? Also why is it so dank and dark in here?
Gorgon: Good point....I need an interior decorator...I am not hiring Al Gore to do my dungeons ever again!

Webmaster responds Ahahaha! Very funny! Al Gore's a fat communist now, ahahaha!

butterflys@northweb.com
Din: Somebody! Help!
Goron: No one can hear you, my dear.... HAHAHA!!!!

tnance@sc.rr.com
Din: HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPP!
Goron: SSSSSSSHHHHHHUUUUUUTTTTT UUUUUUPPPPPPP!

crazy_kids@digital-star.com
Din: i knew i shouldnt have downloaded napster
Goron: i am metallica's lawyer so i shall make you pay for burning those mp3's

ddavison@conestoga.net
Din: Back off, get your own sandwich!
Goron: ? I must have the wrong girl...

ddavison@conestoga.net
Din: ...And so the pig says to the goat--Oh, are we on?
Goron: CUT! Let's try that one again. Pay attention this time!

j.wolf@goeaston.net
Din: Don't eat me!
Gorgon: Pass the tabasco

jickle@ihug.com.au
Din: Man, this purple rock just clashes with my dress!
Gorgon: But it goes lovely with your eyes, darling!

rle71@mediaone.net
Din: Hey my walkin talkin stove finnaly came!!!
Gorgon: (thinking) Wht do I say at a time like this...wait ! I've got it!..."MOOOOOOO!", (thinking) yep, that felt right...

silverhead@smtp1.abraxis.com
Din: Oh dear! We ran out of anchovy pizza! Oh! He's dying! [japanese funeral tune plays] May he rest in torment!
Gorgon: My power source! NOOO! gasp. choke. sputter. die.

silverhead@smtp1.abraxis.com
Din: Oh dear! We ran out of anchovy pizza!
Gorgon: Gasp! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Honeybee4500@aol.com
Din: Ewe, someone's breath is kicken!
Gorgon: What that mean?
Din: Figure it out, Einstein!
Gorgon: Dur....MY HEAD HURTS!!
Din: OH MY GOSH! Did a thought finally come to you?
Gorgon:Dur....

ghaan@chello.nl
Din: AAAAAH!! Help me!! Gorgon: Errr...Hrrmm... Darn, I forgot my lines...

fsr4@qwest.net
Din: Hold on, can we pause this? I have to go to the bathroom! Um, its me, i have to go to the bathroom!
Gorgon: Never! -- EW, whats that smell? OK go right ahead!

Jmeastley@aol.com
Din: Ahhhhhhh....Cough Cough.....I think I just swallowed a bug.Ewww! Grosss!
Gorgon: Nasty!.....Can I see?

ruchames@dmci.net
Din: Help, he's going to breathe on me!.....Oh yes you will, and besides, you need a breathmint, here, how about this, Din's fire, ignite!.......Much better.
Gorgon: Quiet, you noisy little twit, I will not breathe on you!.........Aghhhhhh! She's going to shoot, ok ok I'll talk.

ros.james@btinternet.com
Din: Please,can i send an e-mail before i die?
Goron: Never

capnemo@midwest.net
Din: i'm goin to smak you. take that and that that and that that Goron: do you tak. ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!

mloy@advi.net
Din: I think he likes to check on the light in the refrigerator.
Goron: Before I abduct you, I'll have to make sure all the lights are off downstairs.

puffhogan@boo.net
Din: Rage taking over...
Goron: Yes,yes,we've all heard that before.
Din: No,no,no...rage REALLY taking over...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!(Breaks free and attacks Goron with a series of out-of-controll punches and kicks)

dreaves@midsouth.rr.com
Din: Wazzup!
Goron: Wuzzup!

kpdowning@mediaone.net
Din: FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY!! GET A DAMN TIC-TAC!!!
Goron: NOooooo! I will succeed in my plot to take over the world using my horribly smelling Garlic Breath!! MWA ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Jns9189055@aol.com
Din: I'll have a cheeseburger, a small order of fries, and a coke!
Gorgon: This ain't not Burger King, get your own damn food!

Rose1789@aol.com
Din: Help! Gorgon just ate some spicy beans and now he's farting fireballs!!!!!
Gorgon: Aw, c'mon! I don't smell that bad!

karl@eternalzelda.net
Din: Get a breath mint before you abduct me!
Goron: Never! I havn't brushed my teeth in three years I plan to keep going three more!

tkelley01@home.com
Din: Darn it! I forgot to set my VCR to record Dragon Ball Z!
Goron: DBZ is on? Crud, I forgot!!! /runs off/

hoferb@DTGNET.com
Din: Could you help me with this loose tooth, it's really been bugging me.
Goron: Sure I'll help you, my axe should do just the trick, heh heh heh...

I'll throw mine in...
Din: You can't do this, I'm... a... a man!
Gorgon: Dammit, I knew that blond kid was the girl!