It seems that Zelda has something important to tell Link, so she brings him to a secluded spot to tell him the news. But wait, what is Zelda saying?

Elfangor48@aol.com
Zelda: Why are we in the sky?

nutcase@netdoor.com
Zelda: OK. Where's the 40 rupees you owe me?

corbetts@bright.net
Zelda: You might be a redneck Hylian if Iorn Knuckles back down from your ma'ma.

nancyjanes@mediaone.net
Zelda: Give the ocarina to me

haugen@frontiernet.net
Zelda: Don't be afriad link go in.

Thesheikster2000@aol.com
Zelda: Care to dance?

wilsons@ticnet.com
Zelda: Here take this...ummm...it is important...because...it is...invisible?

jim_s@sympatico.ca
Zelda: Move

DThom49206@aol.com
Zelda: Link,gimmy 'five'! You killed Ganon! Now there will be peace in Hyrule! Thanks a lot!

clintc@attglobal.net
Zelda: uhh will you stop looking up my dress for a second?

miller1257@home.com
Zelda: U SUCK LINK! GOD! YOU KILLED MY DADDY! YOU SUCK!

Sammie1500@cs.com
Zelda: Link... I... I...want you..... NOW!

erod@mindspring.com
Zelda: Link, I'm pregnant

haugen@frontiernet.net
Zelda: thank you link for saveing me!

Brendon2@aol.com
Zelda: Link I am yor mother.

clintc@attglobal.net
Zelda: GIVE ME THE GOD D*&%it give me the Ocorina befor i destoy the cloud holding you up right now!

clintc@attglobal.net
Zelda: Uhhhhh.... Mabe you should pull your tights back up

OoTrEnDoO@aol.com
Zelda: Oh c'mon Link!!! Give me back that lock of your hair I just cut. You can't stick it back on u know.....

ruchames@dmci.net
Zelda: I want you to have this(Zelda unwraps an object, it is a Hylian Shield).

mumzer@pacbell.net
Zelda: In case of an emergency,or you should happen to fall through this cloud you better be fast to play one of those warp songs

jduchow@milwpc.com
Zelda: give it to me

OoTrEnDoO@aol.com
Zelda: ummm... Link... your fly's unzipped

adorn77@pacbell.net
Zelda: get the triforce

mvali@erols.com
Zelda: wana get married

graff@honorguard.net
Zelda: Ooh ooh! Link, I just learned the coolest new dance! Here, lemme show you...Hey Macarena, Macarena, Macarena!... come on, don't you want to dance with me, Link?

iamhannah_99@yahoo.com
Zelda: You know, you really look better in red........

chat4@vermontel.com
Zelda: Give me the ocarina thats the only way i can send you back to your time

Ebrain123@aol.com
Zelda: Link, please put on your hoverboots...You are standing on a cloud, you know.
Link: What are you talking about?! I'm just FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YYYEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!
*thud*
Link: Ooh! Aah! Ugh! AAAHHHH!!!
Zelda: Ouch. Are you all right down there?
Link: (dazed) Murry? Oh, Murry! Where've ya been, ol' buddy, ol' pal?!
Zelda: Umm... okay... I think I'll go now...
Link: No, don't leave! You were gonna tell me somethin' right?
Murry: Yup yup yup! = )
Zelda: >=P'''''''''''(spit)
Link: I'll get you for that!

OoTrEnDoO@aol.com
Zelda: Link, I hate to tell you, but...... I'm pregnant.
Link: That's wonderful! Let's see we could name him.....or if it was a girl.....
Zelda: No, Link, you don't understand. I'm pregnant with Sheik's baby-- we're in love...

hel36@hotmail.com
Zelda: Link . . . I want to show you something . . . do you like my minature dancing Arse?

rickcohn@ionet.net@ionet.net
Zelda: Man, we have pointy noses.

ArtDiva2003@cs.com
Zelda: Link...It's now or never...*kiss* ..I always wanted to do that..

VicChimpenstein@aol.com
Zelda: like, cough up the change you owe me for that ocarina or it's over Link!

Ebrain123@aol.com
Zelda: Link, I can't believe you keep a secret stash of chewing tobacco in that thing! No wonder Ganondorf never took it! OK, now spit it out and switch to bubble gum...

JB4815@aol.com
Zelda: Give me my vibrator back, Link, I know you took it

jjsmith@netcarrier.com
Zelda: You've owed me 5$ for 7 years, Link. Give it up!!!

pparker@interlynx.net
Zelda: Hey Link, got change for a twenty?

vinelect@islandconnection.net
Zelda: give me the ocrina link

blackcat@bayou.com
Zelda: Link, have you ever got that, not-so-fresh feeling?

warodgers@usachoice.net
ZELDA:Link, I think we need to talk about our relationship....
LINK: What are you saying?! Don't you love me?
ZELDA: Well....
LINK: Huh!? Won't you tell me!?
ZELDA: King Zora...
how to say...... his thingy..... in comparison to yours.....
LINK: Wha? You are cheating on me with a fat fish!!!???

ammo@citytel.net
Zelda: Give me your pocket knife and i'll slice you in half

EternalDarknness@aol.com
Zelda: Link you have finally did it. You have defeated the evil King Ganondorf. Now with Ganon sealed in the Sacred Realm peace will return back to our land of Hyrule. How long the Sacred Realm can hold Ganon I do not know. There will be a day when he is so strong he may be able to break free. But he is has a long way to go to become powerful enough to break through our seal. But when he does he will begin to start havoc again. But do not worry about that for now. Now I will be sending you back to your time as a child. My only advice to you is to grow and prosper. Make sure you stay a brave and skilled hero. I have no doubts that you will defeat Ganon again even if does break free. Well goodbye my hero. Our hero, our Hero Of Time. By you too Navi.

bts7160@ccp.com
Zelda: I'm sorry Link but I can't marry you!!

mohyuddin@netzero.net
Zelda: I want to tell that I like you, like you.

chanant@home.com
Zelda: Do you think king Zora is cute?

Euysstupid@aol.com Zelda: don't you hate it when you pee on your hand.

RJLehner@aol.com
Zelda: Link, you really ought to pay me- especially after all that hard work I did for you! And those Deku Nuts!? They cost a fortune! And that dive off the tree... I got so much water up my nose, I couldn't talk for a week! And It took me a while to figure out how to follow you so you didn't see me... I almost messed up in the Forest Temple, ya' know!

GannondorfX@aol.com
Link:"WHAT?! Even after I thought of this cool Ocarina thing to hide the bottle?!"
Zelda:"Give me the Ocarina. Now."
Link:"But look! The pills come out of the little holes."
Zelda:"Link, it's then condom or it's the maternity room. Now give me the Ocarina!"

Tobert64@aol.com
Zelda: Link it's just breath mint. Com'on before I kiss you must it! Link! Take it! you were asleep for seven years and haven't brushed your teeth sense you left the forest!

Smaug9@aol.com
Zelda: Give me the ocarinia Link

sarton@uniserve.com
Zelda: I love you. Will you marry me?

triforcez64@netzero.net
Zelda: Hey Link, why won't your bird eat? Here I am, with a hand full of bird seed, and it's up there flying around like some idiot. Uh, Link, why do you have the Ocarina out? What would I want with it? You've been playing that thing for 7 years now. It's CONTAMINATED!COOTIES!!!!!!!! EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!

jgw3@bauercom.net
Zelda: Give it back Link...You really can't play it well anyway!

r2d2c3pousername@gateway.net
Zelda: Sorry Link but I'm Pregnant with Ganondorf's child. And now he has to marry me.

e1622@livingston.net
Zelda: im sorry i care for you

antwerp@BellSouth.net
Zelda: I've waited seven years and you still haven't payed for that ocarina. Hand over the money!

annieh@up.net
Zelda: hi

sanmarin@trip.net
Zelda: link will you marry me?

mandm@gwis.com
Zelda:Link ... I've been meaning to tell you ... that ... I'm pregnant ... with your child.

BBCTX42@aol.com
Zelda: Come on, Link, fork it over! I know you're pak'n!

torijsmith@FreeNet.co.uk
Zelda: Errr..... Link..... you flie's are undone mate!

tommytsunami@juno.com
Zelda: Didn't think I'd find out, did you?
Link: Well...I didn't want to take your rupees...but..I needed the mask!
Zelda: ...You drank the last of the Lon Lon milk!

I'll throw mine in...
Zelda: "Link, I'm having an affair... with Ganondorf... I'm sorry."