jgw3@bauercom.net
SCREEN 1: Am I being Retained against my WILL!
SCREEN 2: Here's an Arrow for you Buddy.....
SCREEN 3: V- E- R- Y I- N -T- E- R- E- S- T- I- N- G

"Thomas Stroud" tstroud@midsouth.rr.com
SCREEN 1: Link: "What the hell?"
SCREEN 2: Phantom Ganon: "Mua ha ha!!!!!"
SCREEN 3: *FAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTT*! LInk: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

"Tom C Pestak" tommytsunami@juno.com
SCREEN 1: Link: OK! NAVI..u don't have to target EVERYTHING!! Navi: HEY, LISTEN..and look at that painting!
SCREEN 2: Link: Crap...I knew I forgot to send in that census 2000. P. Ganon: WHO'S YOUR DADDY??
SCREEN 3: Link: I didn't want it to come to this you FAKE ganon....but after that little push.... Go JIGGLYPUFF!

"Tom Hoeweler" hunbny48@fuse.net
SCREEN 1: what the!
SCREEN 2: HHHHEEELLLLLLLLOOOO!!!
SCREEN 3: #!@$#%$#@$%#@!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kidminime@aol.com
SCREEN 1: Hello in T.V. land!
SCREEN 2: "marco?"
SCREEN 3: I am now very badly injured, the wound is now smelling a little like almonds.........I think that is a bad thing....

"Bryan" btfiel01@morehead-st.edu
SCREEN 1: I heard a fart!
SCREEN 2: No way! Shadow's can't fart....
SCREEN 3: -Shadow: Oh yeah...! *ppppppppppptt!!!*

coney342@hotmail.com
SCREEN 1: "Hey, 2-dimensional bars just popped up! HEY! Who are YOU?
SCREEN 2: I'm a stupid phantom, coming out of a 2D painting on a 2D wall.
SCREEN 3: AIE! The underpowered 2D graphics of the N64 hurt me!

pfowler@ntisys.com
SCREEN 1: oh no it doofis again!
SCREEN 2: allright that did it now i'm real mad
SCREEN 3: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!! hey what did you do that for? because you hurt my feelings.

"Urale" pstangel@gbonline.com
SCREEN 1: Look out behind you, Link!
SCREEN 2: Here he comes, with bells on.... er, let's not go that far.
SCREEN 2: That's not how you block!

"Geoffrey Rose" texrose@earthlink.net
SCREEN 1: Does he expect bars to stop me? I'll just jump over the ropes...hey!
SCREEN 2: Why can't I be the ganon that jumps through pictures, and not the phoney?
SCREEN 3: Gaah! Now I know why they don't EAT the Deku Seeds!

a.p.dejesus@worldnet.att.net
SCREEN 1: Link turns around and sees phantom Ganon
SCREEN 2: Phantom Ganon is popping out of a picture
SCREEN 3: Phantom Ganon uses a staff and throw's projectiles at link

SCREEN 1: what's that purple stuff behind him?
SCREEN 2: what a smell and its only phantom Ganon i would imagine the real thing
SCREEN 3: see im week i died cause of a fart (if only i had a fairy) i probably would not survive

SONIA@nisbetk.fsbusiness.co.uk
SCREEN 1: "If I could just get my hand on one of those paintings...I'm sure they're worth quite a bit..."
SCREEN 2: "Get your stinkin' hands off my painting!"
SCREEN 3: Link: Argh!! Ganondorf: "and there's more where that came from you fool! Haw haw haw!!!"

NITEfox@home.com
SCREEN 1: It's Ganondork!
SCREEN 2: Damn straight!
SCREEN 3: Ouch!

Ganon_10@hotmail.com
SCREEN 1: Who would that be?
SCREEN 2: It's me, Gan-on-dorf!
SCREEN 3: AH, your jokes sucks!

Gorge328@aol.com
SCREEN 1: "Eh, wuzza wazza?"
SCREEN 2: "Stop speaking such nonsense, I shall deep fry youze!"
SCREEN 3: "GAAAAHhhAHHH!!!"

MikeD465@aol.com
SCREEN 1: "Whaz dat sound?"
SCREEN 2: "It's me and I shall destroy you!"
SCREEN 3: "Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!"

Janet_Hayes@bc.sympatico.ca
SCREEN 1: "Look it's the freak!"
SCREEN 2: "look mommy no hands"
SCREEN 3: Thats gotta hurt!

"John Adkins" johna@ls.net
SCREEN 1: Why did the bars come up? Hmmm...
SCREEN 2: Uhhhhh.... Ganondorf-type person! RUN AWAY!!!!!!
SCREEN 3: Ow, ooouch, ouch, ecchhhh, ieeee, ouch!

"cathie underwood" cathieunderwood@home.com
SCREEN 1: "There's so many pictures..A picture here, a picture there...They're just sitting there ...waiting to strike....
SCREEN 2: Ganondorf: "Eat my dust Sink!" Link: "It's Link, Ganondork" Ganondorf: "What did you call me?"
SCREEN 3: "My heart! It hurts."

Thought I'd throw mine in for good measure...
SCREEN 1: "What is that smell?"
SCREEN 2: PHANTOM GANON: "Mwahaha, I had Bean Chili this morning! Eat my sonic fart!!!" LINK: "Ack!"
SCREEN 3: LINK: "Aaaaahhhhhhhhh, the pain!"

"mickey1" mickey1@mickey1.netlineuk.net
SCREEN 1: who was that was that mommy
SCREEN 2: hi ho silver away
SCREEN 3: who turned on the lights

"John Smith" jjsmith@netcarrier.com
SCREEN 1: Link just stands there looking at his enemy in the forest temple.
SCREEN 2: Ready to attack, Phantom Gannon emerges from the picture.
SCREEN 3: Yikes! I guess Link should have swung his sword a bit quicker.