Have a question that's stumping you? Want to know something that isn't explained in the game? Ever wondered how much a Cucco weighs? Well, here is your chance to ask the following Hyrulians any question that you might have to ask. Just pick any of the twenty five listed Hyrulians and type the question you want to ask in the text box to the right. This form will not work on AOL, so if you use AOL you need to mail it to us.

Once you have sent your question, we'll locate the Hyrulian you are inquiring and have them personally answer your question! All questions sent in will be posted below as long as they make sense.

rose1789@aol.com asks Ganondorf
Ganondorf, you stink to high heavens, man! What did you do, die?!

Ganondorf responds:
Yes! Like three times already! Are you blind?!

samuraikingzl@aol.com asks Biggoron
how did you get to the top of death mountain if your so big?

Biggoron responds:
I lifted my leg and there I was!

samuraikingzl@aol.com asks Darunia
where did you learn how to dance?

Darunia responds:
The Ganon School of Funk!

samuraikingzl@aol.com asks King Zora
how did you get so fat?

King Zora responds:
I eat Jabu Jabus for breakfast.

samuraikingzl@aol.com asks Ruto
why do you want to marry link if he can't breathe underwater?

Ruto responds:
To creep daddy out. I can't wait to see my kids!

Rose1789@aol.com asks Dampe
Dampe, when Link was sleeping in the Temple of Time for seven years, how did you die over these past seven years?

Dampe responds:
A pack of Cuccos pecked me to death...

Mikeadude@aol.com asks Nabooru
Why does the Gerudo symbol look like the turkish flag?

Nabooru responds:
One of the many things we stole.

Mikeadude@aol.com asks Link
Link do u wear anything uder ur skirt?

Link responds:
Pantyhose.

SamuraikingZL@aol.com asks Impa
HOW DOES THE SHADOW TEMPLE FIT WITH ALL THE OTHER TOMBSTONES IN THE GRAVEYARD?

Impa responds:
Interdimensional teleportation and blackholes, nothing snazzy.

JetGex03@aol.com asks Know-it-all Bros
Are there any bathrooms in Hyrule? If not, where does everyone go to the bathroom? ( I'm sure zelda does not want to wet her dress )

Know-it-all Bros. reply:
Let us say this: Don't drink the water!

JetGex03@aol.com asks Kaepora Gaebora
Why the hell are you so annoying? Where ever Link goes, you are always there saying hoot hoot this and hoot hoot that. I'm sorry but you really should get a life.

Gaebora replies:
HOOT, well I HOOT never!

JetGex03@aol.com asks Zelda
Have you and Ruto ever had a fight over Link? How about over who is prettier?

Zelda replies:
Once, over who could have that nice mustache comb we found.

JetGex03@aol.com asks Navi
Can you say anything other Hey! Listen! Watch Out!

Navi replies:
Shut up! Kill my butt! I'll kill you!

JetGex03@aol.com asks Mido
I think you are a girl in disguise. You really do have mood swings.

Mido replies:
Wh-wh-what? How did you know? Dammit! I need to go find a Zora costume now.

JetGex03@aol.com asks Cucco Lady
What kinda person gets goose bumps from allergies? I think you are the one who is cucco.

Cucco Lady replies:
Puns are the lowest forms of humor.

Kyazell0366@gateway.net asks Saria
how come your the only kokiri with green hair?

Saria replies:
Because I was the only one caught in that horrible Snot factory explosion.

Kyazell0366@gateway.net asks Ruto
what ever happened to your mom? did the king acidently lay on top of her?

Ruto replies:
My goddesses yes! Why did you have to remind me! *sobbing violently* WHY?!

mloy@advi.net asks Zelda:
Hey Zelda, if Link was dating Ruto, what would you say?

Zelda replies:
Ruto's dating Zelda? That two bit floozie!

Rose1789@aol.com asks Link:
if you wanted to be a Deku Scrub, a Goron, a Zora, a Giant, or a Fierce Deity, what would you want to be?

Link responds:
A Giant, so I could just step on the monsters!

karl@eternalzelda.net asks Link:
Who would you marry: Ruto or Lulu if you where stuck as a Zora and couldn't become Hylian again?

Link responds:
Dude, those two are different people?!

karl@eternalzelda.net asks Ruto:
Do you want to move to Termina to see link as a sexy Zora?

Ruto responds:
Silly, everyone knows Link is a Kokiri, not a Hylian, a Zora, or anything else.

MoliotheSaiyan@aol.com asks Ganondorf:
Why don'y you side with Dark Link? Surely you can bring him back to life!

Ganondorf meekly responds:
I did, but then he beat me up.

mashedpotato87@hotmail.com asks Link:
what is your last name?

Link responds:
Mario!

princessmeg@juno.com asks Saria:
If Link went crazy,would you be willing to hit him?

Saria smugly responds:
If Link went crazy I'd be willing to beat him to a pulp.

TheSheikster2000@aol.com asks Link:
So Link, who are ya' goin out with?

Link responds:
Epona, she lets me ride her all day and night and--

Webmaster interrupts Okay, I think that got a little innappropriate!

TheSheikster2000@aol.com asks Rauru:
I think your the one who needs a breath mint! Not Link!

Rauru responds:
I am deeply hurt.

TheSheikster2000@aol.com asks Rauru:
How are the elves and reindeer doing? Did you make it around the world all right in that blizzard?

Rauru reponds:
Well we had a little trouble over Canada but... hey! How'd you know about my second job! Dammit, now you've ruined it for all the little kids!

princessmeg@juno.com asks Saria:
Why are Kokiri children all their lives?

Saria responds:
Basically its because Peter Pan was the first Kokiri.

TheSheikster2000@aol.com asks Saria:
What the hell are those sparkly things flying around the air in Kokiri forest? Do they ever get in your nose?

Saria responds:
You know what happens to fart gas? Well it turns into those things... and the Kokiri's main food is Deku Bean...

TheSheikster2000@aol.com asks Link:
When do you take a leak?

Link responds:
You know those points when I'm floating on the water? Well...

TheSheikster2000@aol.com asks Link:
Have you ever been harassed?

Link responds:
Many times by that damn fish girl! Who is she?!

TheSheikster2000@aol.com asks Link:
Where did you get your boots? They look real comfortable!

Link responds:
I stole from some old lady.

tomjh@cleanweb.net asks Zelda:
Are you a virgin?

Zelda responds:
What do you think?

TheSheikster2000@aol.com asks Link:
Hey, why do you have earrings on both ears if your a guy?

Link responds:
They're for if I ever have to pretend to be a woman... yes... that will do...

TheSheikster2000@aol.com asks Link:
What do you do after I'm done plaing Zelda64 and I turn off the system?

Link replies:
Pull the Triforce out from my hidden pocket and throw it like a boomerang.

KGCandygirl@aol.com asks King Zora:
have you ever had a heart attack because of your high colestorol level??

King Zora responds:
Yes... I think... I'm having... one now... -thud-

KGCandygirl@aol.com asks The Know It All Bros.:
How did you get smarter than the other Kokiri?

The Know It All Bros. responds:
We ate all the Kokiri's brains.

KGCandygirl@aol.com asks Ganondorf:
Are you Link's father, like all the other villans are to the good guys?

Ganondorf responds:
No, I'm YOUR father!

KGCandygirl@aol.com asks Navi:
Do you ever think you'll need a brain transplant?

Navi responds:
HEY! LISTEN! I! HOPE! NOT!

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Impa:
Is that your natural hair colour?

Impa responds:
No, I really have green hair.

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Saria:
Who do you prefer? Link or Mido?

Saria responds:
Navi.

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Impa:
How old are you?

Impa responds:
Didn't you ever hear that you're not supposed to ask a 500 year old woman her age?

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Ruto:
Do you really think Link like you? And do you like him as much as your letting on?

Ruto responds:
Actually I'm just dating him because Zelda dared me.

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Ganondorf:
Do you hate Link or is it just the taking over the world thing getting in the way of your friendship?

Ganondorf responds:
Yep, that's about it.

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Ganondorf:
What do you think of Nabooru?

Ganondorf responds:
She's okay, if you like that kind of thing.

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Navi:
Why are you so bossy? Link was doing a great job saving the world but nothing seems to be good enough for you!

Navi yells:
Hey! Hey! Listen! Look! Hey! Look! Listen! Hey!

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Darunia:
Do Goron women exist? and if not how do gorons reproduce?

Darunia responds:
Goron women do exist, but they're butt ugly!

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Nabooru:
If only one Gerudo man is born every hundred years how come there's so many of you people?

Nabooru responds:
We're all clones!

nabooru_z6@yahoo.com asks Zelda:
Zelda are you and Link related?

Zelda responds:
I hope not, that would really made things akward!

tancore@webtv.net asks Mido:
are you related to minnie mouse?

Mido responds:
No no, I'm on Mickey's side of the family.

tancore@webtv.net asks Marathon Man:
when do you take a leak?

Marathon Man responds:
While I'm running, I feel more spiritual that way!

tancore@webtv.net asks Marathon Man:
do you ever get blisters on your feet?

Marathon Man responds:
Never, that's why I run on the grass.

tancore@webtv.net asks Nabooru:
Why do you all look alike, were you all cloned?

Nabooru responds:
Why do YOU look THAT way, were YOU cloned?!

tancore@webtv.net asks Link:
why dont you do disco to freak the enemy out?

Link responds:
Disco?! That would freak me out!

tancore@webtv.net asks Ruto:
what do you all do for fun?

Ruto responds:
Fish. Oh, like you didn't see that coming!

tancore@webtv.net asks Darunia:
Why are all the Gorons so dense?

Darunia responds:
When they were all little I dropped them off Death Mountain.

tancore@webtv.net asks Know It All Bros.:
What is a Goron's IQ?

Know It All Bros. responds:
Depends on height.

tancore@webtv.net asks Dampé:
hey Dampé are you a vampire?

Dampé responds:
I prefer the term Nosferatu.

tancore@webtv.net asks Kaepora Gaebora:
do you know were i can find a good taxadermist?

Kaepora sneers:
I hope that's for dealing with your back tax returns!

tancore@webtv.net asks Link:
do you like the stay puff marshmallow man?

Link responds:
Only when I have a dry cup of Hot Cocoa.

tancore@webtv.net asks Dampé:
do you bite your shovel?

Dampé responds:
No, that's what the graves are for!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Medigoron:
What happened to Littlegoron? Did he just not do well with knives?

Medigoron responds:
Biggoron sat on him.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Link:
Watashi wa ima internet ni hateimasu. It's true I tell you! It's true!

Link responds:
More Spainese, please, my head, it hurts!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Zelda:
Why do you wear pink and purple all the time? Why not blue and green? Blue and green are nice...

Zelda responds:
I agree, but Link gets mad when I wear his colors!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Ganondorf:
Do you like reading Harry Potter books? If you could get to Hogwarts, you could become all powerful... (Just a thought; no harm intended. ^.^ )

Ganondorf responds:
Hogwarts... Harry Potter... what the hell are you talking about?! I hope that isn't from a book cause I can't read!!

miller1257@home.com asks Zelda:
You once said that you hated Link, why exactly?

Zelda responds:
Because he has cooties!

miller1257@home.com asks Impa:
You've been a nanny for Zelda and know her well, so be honest is she really a spoiled brat of a princess that makes stupid choices and can't do anything for herself?

Impa responds:
You took the words right out of my mouth.

tancore@webtv.net asks Ganondorf:
one question boxers or briefs?

Ganondorf smirks:
Neither. >=)

tancore@webtv.net asks King Zora:
were do you go to the bathroom since you sit up there all the time?

King Zora responds:
I'm constantly sitting on a large bedpan (why do you think I move so slowly?).

tancore@webtv.net asks Link:
link instead of a giant navi swater you need a bug zapper

Link responds:
I would... but I'm afraid Navi would hurt me...

tancore@webtv.net asks Link:
why dont you moon the enemy?

Link responds:
Have you ever seen the movie Braveheart?!

tancore@webtv.net asks Lake Lab Professor:
did you know you need braces?

LL Professor responds:
Braces, of course! I knew there had to be a better solution than a fish bone retainer!

tancore@webtv.net asks Darunia:
did you know you dance like a druken sailor?

Darunia responds:
That's impossible, sailors can float.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Link:
Yo Quiero Taco Bell?

Link responds:
What did you just call me? Stop speaking Spainese!!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Ganondorf:
Do you eat pesto a lot? That may be the cause of your green skin color... But, then again, you should really see a dermatologist about that...

Ganondorf responds:
No, I eat a lot of Jalapenos. That's why I'm so angry... killer gas.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Cucco Lady:
What's your real name? Did you ever find your brother after he was turned into a Stalfos? I think that might've been him in the Shadow Temple...

Cucco Lady responds:
My real name is Fred. My brother, Judy, was somewhere at the Gas'n Gulp last time I heard.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Cucco Lady:
Are your Cuccos paper trained?

Cucco Lady responds:
No, their pocket trained.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Ingo:
What are you supposed to do all day?

Ingo responds:
Oh don't get me started, I wash the cows, clean the cows, milk the cows, shovel up after the cows, brush the horses, pet the Cuccos, clean up after the Cuccos, clean up after the Horses, yell about Talon, rub my hands together, ogle Malon, try to tame Epona, make googly eyes at that green-wearing kid that keeps coming to the ranch, plot to take over the ranch. You know, same old same old.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Navi:
What's your favorite thing to say?

Navi responds:
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Ganondorf:
Who's your dad? And who's your mom? (I'd rather have names...)

Ganondorf responds:
My father was named Marvin (an out-of-towner), and my mother was a fern named Betsy (hence my lovely skin color).

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Link:
Why do you have really weird dreams? Did you know that you draw really, really, really bad?

Link responds:
Mostly because I'm high on crack half the time, I have the weirdest dreams on crack, like that one with the 'Windfish'. Er... I said to much. It also explains the drawings...

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Talon:
Why did you name your ranch after your family, you self-centered bum? (For those of you who didn't notice, It's MaLON and TaLON, hence you get Lon Lon!)

Talon snarls:
Oh, and your telling me that GoGo (after InGO) Ranch would be a better name.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Ingo:
Why do you act like such an @$$ all the time?

Ingo blushingly responds:
Who me? No, I'm just a humble worker of the Ranch, he he.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Marathon Man:
Why were you able to run really fast only AFTER you got the Bunny Hood from Link? And, in gratitude for his graciousness, shouldn't you let him beat you?

Marathon Man responds:
No way man! You must have a killer instinct man! Run with the wind man, and let nature keep you true! At last, the prop, stage, and actor have been... *babbles on*

tancore@webtv.net asks Link:
do you know you need a giant navi swatter?

Link responds:
Oh yes, I already had one, but Navi turn it on my and beat me senseless with it... then started talking!

tancore@webtv.net asks Talon:
did you know that when you snore it registers on the ricter scale?

Talon responds:
Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was sleeping!

tancore@webtv.net asks Mido:
why are you mad at link?

Mido responds:
When we were five, Link stole my Barbie doll.

tancore@webtv.net asks Darunia:
do you ever shave?

Darunia responds:
I would shave, but every time I do, my blade breaks. Stupid Medigoron Blades...

tancore@webtv.net asks Ganondorf:
why do you lose to link even though your the man?

Ganondorf responds:
That's right! I'm the man! I'm the man! *jumps up and down* I'm the man! *hits head on ceiling* Momeeeeeee!!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Zelda:
How, may I ask, did you draw the Triforce of Wisdom out of your spiritual being and break it up into a bunch of pieces without disrupting the balance of your spirit soul, shadow soul, and physical soul, which would inveitably destroy you, without killing yourself?

Zelda responds:
Oh, it didn't hurt bad, but I got a killer hangover from it for weeks!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Ruto:
Why do you and your people go around without clothes all the time?

Ruto responds:
You never heard that Zora's Domain is the largest Nude Colony in Hyrule?

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Mido:
How did you and the other Kokiri get to Lon Lon Ranch without dying?

Mido responds:
We held our breath for a real long time.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Link:
Why do you bother with the green and red tunics? Blue is SOOOO your color!

Link responds:
Really? You think so? People usually say I'm more of a green.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Mido:
What do you think of Saria?

Mido blabbers:
Sheesh! Mister, you are so out of it! Saria is obviously my woman!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Navi:
How can you be so loud and annoying if you don't have a mouth? (You remind me of my sister!)

Navi incoherently yells:
Hey! Listen! Look out! Watch! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Look out!

WMSORENSEN@webtv.net asks Link:
hey link what do you think about your alter ego, Dark Link's more manily voice?

Link squeaks:
I don't you what you're talking abou- *screams like a girl* Did you say Dark Link?!

WMSORENSEN@webtv.net asks Great Deku Sprout:
hey deku sprout what do you think abou round-up?

The Sprout replies:
As a paid sponsor Round Up, the world's foremost weed killing poison. (However, it has a small problem with parasitic organisms).

WMSORENSEN@webtv.net asks Boss Carpenter:
why is your mouth open so wide are you practcing sword swallowing?

The Boss Carpenter yells:
*laughs* How dare you! I don't bother with anything smaller than axes for my mouth!

WMSORENSEN@webtv.net asks Link:
hey link do you have the hots for Ruto your fiancee'?

Link yelps:
Ruto? Eeeeeeeee!! *runs away*

WMSORENSEN@webtv.net asks Biggoron:
what is your weight?

Biggoron grumbles:
I don't know... last scale I stepped on broke in a thousand pieces, I'm guessing about 125.

WMSORENSEN@webtv.net asks Ganondorf:
do you have the hots for nabooru

Ganondorf explains:
No! I'm going out with Kotake, what a woman!

DThom49206@aol.com asks:
I want to ask Malon if she likes Link more that just a friend!

Malon responds:
Tee hee, of course I do!

DThom49206@aol.com asks:
And Link if he likes Malon more than just a friend

Link responds:
No way dude! I have the hots for Zelda!!

DThom49206@aol.com asks:
I want to ask Nabooru if she would want a relationship with Link if he was her age!

Nabooru responds:
No way! That pipsqeak is not my type. Now Ganondorf, there's a real man!