Have a question that's stumping you? Want to know something that isn't explained in the game? Ever wondered how much a Cucco weighs? Well, here is your chance to ask the following Hyrulians any question that you might have to ask. Just pick any of the twenty five listed Hyrulians and type the question you want to ask in the text box to the right. This form will not work on AOL, so if you use AOL you need to mail it to us.

Once you have sent your question, we'll locate the Hyrulian you are inquiring and have them personally answer your question! All questions sent in will be posted below as long as they make sense.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Kaepora Gaebora:
Did you know you're a b*%#h?

Gaebora responds:
My word, did you call me what I think you called me, a birch?! I must say HOOOOOT, that was incredibly rude of you. No one has ever HOOOOT dared called me a birch. I say good day to you sir! HOOOOT!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Rauru:
Do you have the ability to lose weight?

Rauru replies:
I can send a Hylian back and forth through time, I can defeat the king of evil, I can even create a gateway between dimendions, bu I just can't get Jenny Craig to work!

ChezzieB@aol.com asks Darunia:
Who is your son's mother? all of them appear to be male...

Darunia retorts:
Believe it or not, but Medigoron is really a woman. *growls*

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Dampé:
You make quite a bit of money with all that digging you do... Why not get a face lift?

Dampé insists:
But I did get a face lift! You do not want to know what I used to look like.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks The 3 Know-It-All Bros.:
Why do hot dog rolls come in packages of 8 and hamburger roll come in packages of 6 or 10?

The 3 Know-It-All Bros. reply:
Well, you see, Hot Dogs Rolls are iso-electronic in the form of 8 to a package, yet they become hypo-chemico-producive if anything less. Hamburger Rolls however are great for parties and get-togethers and when was the last time you were at a party that didn't have guests in multiples of 6 or 10?

Ebrain123@aol.com asks the Lake Lab Professor:
Is the mask that I'm wearing right now of a suitable composition for your potion?

The Professor babbles:
Unfortunately that mask does contain the proper pH balance that is necessary for the potion I am creating. Perhaps a mask made of water is acceptable?

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Impa:
Could you teach me to do that Deku Nut Flash-and-Disappear trick? Please?

Impa instructs:
Okay, when you're ready to escape, grab a Deku Nut, eat it, then when everyone isn't looking, cut the cheese, and escape as the gas flies!

miller1257@home.com asks King Zora:
How in the world did you get so fat?

King Zora replies:
A steady diet of fish, fish, and Jabu-Jabus helps me get so nice and plump!

miller1257@home.com asks Link:
Do you have the hots for Zelda?

Link replies:
I looooove her!

miller1257@home.com asks Zelda:
Do you have a crush on Link?

Zelda snorts:
I hate him!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Saria:
Why are you NEVER EVER in your house?

Saria explains:
House? I don't have a house. Oh, that house! That house belongs to Saria the Lardass, a fat Kokiri that usually hangs out at the neighborhood bar.

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Boss Carpenter:
Do you have some strange disease that renders you incapable of not laughing like a maniac and also prevents you from saying nice things to Link while wearing masks?

Boss Carpenter grumbles:
*laughs* Why you stupid ---- how dare you accuse me of having a ---- disease! If you ever ---- ask me that... ----!!!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Nabooru:
Why do you have really big thighs? Or is that just your pants?

Nabooru whines:
Ohhhhhhhhhh, I have big thighs?! I knew I shoulda let up on those twinkies, ohhhhhhhhh!!!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Link:
Was it you who pierced your ears, or was that just a cruel joke by Rauru?

Link replies:
It was a practical joke by the Sages. Thankfully I was able to get the Sharpie Marker on my face off!

Ebrain123@aol.com asks Malon:
Can you ever shut up?

Malon banters on:
Why I don't know what you're talking about. I don't talk alot silly boy! I talk to my Dad all the time and he doesn't fall asleep on me, okay he does, but like you know, I yell at him and he'll wake up, but then he falls asleep again. Oh my, I talk to much! I need help, do you know someone who can help me? I need help, this much be genetic or something... (continues for several lines)

miller1257@home.com asks Link:
What the heck is wrong with you, you never eat or sleep, are you a robot or something?

Link replies (in a mechanical voice):
Must kill human... knows too much!

tancore@webtv.net asks Navi:
hey navi why are you always pestering link

Navi pesters:
I only pester Link because he's a dirty slob! Hey, is your shirt untucked?!

tancore@webtv.net asks Link:
why do were a skirt is it a fashion statement, why not blue jeans

Link explains:
You try falling into a lava pit or swimming through Lake Hylia and not get jeans ruined! I just gave up them!

tancore@webtv.net asks Kaepora Gaebora:
when is owl hunting season

Kapeora responds:
HOOOT Not anytime soon... excuse me HOOOT I have something to do over... there...

tancore@webtv.net asks Ingo:
hey ingo are you a Mario wana be

Ingo chimes:
Itsa me, Ingo! And no, I'm actually a knockoff of Luigi!

tancore@webtv.net asks Ganondorf:
what is up with your skin, freak

Ganondorf screams:
What?! My skin has been tanned a healthy green by the great Desert sun!