By Nexus, Webmaster
Welcome to the revived Editorial section. Because these will be less forced and more open to discussion I hope that we'll all get a good kick out of these. I consider this a facet for all of my interests including (but not limited to) Zelda, Nintendo, Politics, News, and many other delightful and boring things. If you are a liberal bledding heart, or someone who hates to read, I'd turn away.

For Some Humor

Marco recieved this email from a real moron, I have no idea why it was sent to him, seeing how it is addressed to Video Gamer X of Odyssey of Hyrule, but we got it, and I want to point out the humor in the idiocy of this email.

Hey, video GamerX, I love your website and that is the only reason I'm giving you this information.

Oh, then why did you send it to us?

I've finally been told the where abouts of the triforce, so don't waste your time on those rumors I've read about on your site. All of that "secret" or "lost" dungeon stuff is crap.

And this... isn't?

I've got the truth written write here. If your not believing me maybe you should know that my second cousin is one of the vice presidents of NOA. I called her up and finally got in touch with her. I asked her, "where the heck is the triforce?"

Oh! If only I had a cousin at Nintendo, if only it was that easy!

She told me that wasn't her department but she said she would try to get some information to me. Well, after about a week of waiting I finally got an email from her. It said that she had to go through alot of stuff to get the info but it finally came. She also said that the whole reason nobody knows where it is is because NOA decided to keep it a secret for about a year ( or until Zelda64 sales go down) to announce this secret hoping it would get people playing Zelda again. She also told me to keep this info a secret and not go spread it across the internet Heh heh heh.

Oh, well good thing you kept your promise.

Well here it is First of all you have to have already beaten the game and viewed the ended. OK this next part is a little tricky but of course a secret like this isn't going to be easy! It dosnt matter if you've died already but you do have to have all 100 skulltullas (a reward a little more satisfying than that gold rupee huh). You don't have to have all the heart pieces either. First blow all the gossip stones into space using the bombs. You must keep track with which ones youve already shot off because they reappear (note: leave the 4 stones infront of the temple of time because you can't bomb them). Once this long feat is completed go to Link's house. Now play the song of time anywhere in his house ( you won't hear any noise but trust me it's working). Now go to Lon Lon Ranch and stand infront of Malon. Again play the song of time. Now play the same song once more any where inside the windmill in Kakorika village. Now this next part really suprised me. OK now return to links house and guess who will be waiting for you ...dark link.

Ah yes, Dark Link, of course he'd be the bearer of the secret. That makes perfect sense.

he will be sitting on the center table.he won't talk to you until you play sarias song. then after a short conversation he will teach you a very important song "the song of the sages"(you must remember it because it won't appear on the quest status menu) which will warp you to the sacred realm (this song will not work any where except in front of the 3 spiritual stones.( there will be a platform there, so it is sort of obvious where to play the song). At your arrival at the sacred realm you will find that all of the sages have been trapped in a large cage by Ganon. They tell you that the only way to set them free, save hyrule, and obtain the entire triforce is to defeat Ganon again. They combined their power to form another rainbow bridge leading down to a door. inside you will see the triforce.( it is not the same as your screenshot) if you walk towards the triforce, a green sphere will appear around it. ganon will fall from the ceiling and the fight will start. he will suck all of your weapons and shields and you will have to use the kid sword. It took me 52or 53 tries to finally defeat him.

Sounds hard.

as soon as he is dead, the sphere around the triforce disappears. Hyrules returns to normal, the sages are rescused, and Zelda becomes ruler of Hyrule.and most important the triforce is yours (and it does show up on your quest status sheet).I know your probably not believing this but trust me. You won't regret it because the satisfaction of finally obtaining the triforce is great . ( boy is my cousin gonna get mad when she finds out about this!!).

I bet! Well, that was the entire letter, with my comments. In case you're wondering there is no Triforce. There is no secret conspiracy, and anyone who thinks otherwise deserves a beating. ;)

Update to the Agenda

Here's how the week looks:

• Monday - Update
• Tuesday - Nothing, study for finals.
• Wednesday - Ditto
• Thurday - Ditto
• Friday - Nothing
• Saturday - Big update, last one for 10 days.
• Sunday - Nothing